tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47958524839722572682012-02-16T14:57:11.921-08:00Uma alimentação saúdavel, com menos coca cola e mais agua, você corre menos risco do seu estomago dar a descarga antes do tempo.I. Duartenoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4795852483972257268.post-21659056364190486632009-03-17T06:18:00.000-07:002011-02-28T17:48:43.771-08:00<center><a href="http://www.fabricadosmilionarios.com.br/duartedemorato"><img src="http://www.fabricadosmilionarios.com.br/divulgacao/banners/468x60---modelo-1.gif"></a></center><br /><br /><br /><a title="" href="https://pagseguro.uol.com.br/?ind=2914906" target="_blank"><br /><img border="0" src="https://p.simg.uol.com.br/out/pagseguro/i/banners/indicacao/468x60_pagseguroUOL.gif" /><br /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/Scen_rEQcoI/AAAAAAAAABg/YcwQSgD5PUc/s1600-h/rodizio.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 115px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316402597468336770" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/Scen_rEQcoI/AAAAAAAAABg/YcwQSgD5PUc/s200/rodizio.jpg" /></a><br /><span style="color:#006600;">Enquanto isso, na churrascaria...</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#006600;">- Estômago: -</span> <span style="color:#3333ff;">Cara, manera<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> aê com o que<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> vai comer. Essa<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> semana <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>foi<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> um pesadelo. <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>Manda<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> uns<span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span> vegetais <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>pra dentro, porque<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> as coisas<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> no intestino estão feias. </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><span style="color:#3333ff;"><br /></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Primeiro prato (700g):</span> <span style="color:#660000;">Arroz, feijoada, cupim, picanha, coração<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> de galinha e tomate.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago: -</span> <span style="color:#3333ff;">Tá de sacanagem, né? Duas rodelas<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> de tomate? E<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> essas<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> carnes mal-passadas? Pelo menos mastiga direito essa porcaria.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Segundo<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> prato<span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span> (600g):</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> <span style="color:#660000;">Arroz, <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>costela,<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> picanha,<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> alcatra<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> e<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> salada<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> de maionese.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago: -</span> <span style="color:#3333ff;">Chega<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> de<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> carne, cara, não<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> cabe<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> mais<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> nada <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>aqui.<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> Lembra<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> daquela<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> úlcera?</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Tá faltando<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> pouco<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> pra cicatriz<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> abrir. Tu<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> quer<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> lascar<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> com tudo, né? Manda um. pouco de água.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/SceobS4tWxI/AAAAAAAAABo/Wwy4C2LDDs0/s1600-h/coca.gif"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 96px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 96px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316403072013785874" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/SceobS4tWxI/AAAAAAAAABo/Wwy4C2LDDs0/s200/coca.gif" /></a><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bebida:</span> <span style="color:#000000;"><b>coca cola</b></span><span style="color:#990000;"> 600ml. </span><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago: -</span> <span style="color:#3366ff;">Seu<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> idiota, eu<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> falei<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> um<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> pouco<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> de<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> água</span>.<br /><br />- <span style="color:#999900;">Eu</span>: - Ué, <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#000000;">c</span>oca-<span style="color:#000000;">c</span>ola<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> tem<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> <span style="color:#000000;"><b>agua</b></span>. E<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> ainda<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> ajuda<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> a<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> dissolver<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> a<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> carne.<br /><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago: -</span> <span style="color:#3366ff;">Coca-cola. tem<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> inferno<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>dentro, seu estúpido. Tá azarando aqui com o suco-gástrico.</span><br />- <span style="color:#993399;">Esposa</span>: - Amor, com quem você tá falando?- <span style="color:#993300;">Eu</span>: - Nada, não, tô pensando alto.<br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/Sce6jxPMrPI/AAAAAAAAACI/cRUyzd7ded0/s1600-h/pudim.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 137px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316423008809430258" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/Sce6jxPMrPI/AAAAAAAAACI/cRUyzd7ded0/s200/pudim.jpg" /></a><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sobremesa:</span> 250<span style="color:#990000;">g de pudim </span><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago:</span> - <span style="color:#3333ff;">Eita<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> po........, <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>cabe<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> mais não. Tá ouvindo?</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><br />- Intestino: <span style="color:#333333;">- O que tá acontecendo aí em cima? Que zona é essa? </span><br /><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago:</span> <span style="color:#3333ff;">- O<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> cara<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> tá <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>empurrando<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> comida. Agora<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> veio <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>pudim pra<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> dentro. Não sei mais o<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> que fazer.</span>- Intestino: - <span style="color:#666666;">Vamos mandar direto</span>.<br /><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago:</span> - <span style="color:#3333ff;">O quê?-</span> Intestino: - <span style="color:#666666;">É isso aí, operação descarga</span><span style="color:#009900;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#009900;">- Estômago:</span> - <span style="color:#3333ff;">Cara, o cérebro não vai gostar</span>.- Intestino: - <span style="color:#666666;">Que<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> se dane o cérebro, ele nunca veio aqui<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> em<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> baixo pra<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> saber<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> como são as coisas</span><span style="color:#009900;">.- Estômago:</span> -<span style="color:#3333ff;"> Vamos dar mais uma chance pra ele. Eu acho que ele não vai mais....<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/Sce2thy9feI/AAAAAAAAACA/to8BxAPjX-M/s1600-h/cafezinho.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316418778416643554" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/Sce2thy9feI/AAAAAAAAACA/to8BxAPjX-M/s200/cafezinho.jpg" /></a><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#cc0000;">Bebida 2:</span> <span style="color:#990000;">Cafezinho. </span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#009900;">Estômago:</span> - <span style="color:#3333ff;">Caraca, agora <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>endoidou<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> de<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> vez. Vou explodir</span>.<br />Intestino:<span style="color:#666666;">- Operação<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> <span style="color:#000000;"><b>descarga</b></span> iniciando. Anda, <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>libera<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> o<span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span>canal<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> do duodeno<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> que<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> eu já tô conversando com o esfíncter.</span> Coração: - Que que tá havendo aí embaixo? A adrenalina tá aumentando muito. Intestino: - <span style="color:#000000;">Operação descarga</span>. <span style="color:#ff0000;">Coração:</span> - Quem autorizou isso?<span style="color:#ffffff;">....</span><br />O cérebro não me mandou nada.<br />-<span style="color:#009900;">Estômago:</span> - <span style="color:#3333ff;">Que<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> se dane aquela geléia! Nem músculo tem</span>. Intestino - <span style="color:#666666;">É isso aê, dane-se<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> essa géleia inútil. Vinte segundos pra abrir<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> o<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> esfíncter<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> anal. <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>Quero<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> ver<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> o<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> ânus<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> arder<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> com<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> esse<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> suco gástrico. </span><span style="color:#993399;">Esposa:</span> - Amor, você<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>tá<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> passando<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> bem? Tá<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>suando todo, aonde você vai? <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/ScepHcHmrYI/AAAAAAAAAB4/kYTpbEp2eNI/s1600-h/vaso.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 145px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316403830406425986" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLFCxhb6p88/ScepHcHmrYI/AAAAAAAAAB4/kYTpbEp2eNI/s200/vaso.jpg" /></a><br /><span style="color:#cc9933;">Eu:</span> - Preciso<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> ir<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> ao<span style="color:#ffffff;">,</span> banheiro, urgente. <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>Paga <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>a conta <span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span>e<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> me espera no carro.<br /><br /><span style="color:#993399;">Esposa</span>: - O<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> que<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> você<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> comeu? <span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span><span style="color:#cc9933;">Eu</span>: - Não<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> sei.<span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span> Acho<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> que<span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span> foi<span style="color:#ffffff;">..</span> o tomate.....<br /><br /><center><a href="https://www.alertpay.com/?2%2fO5rxZ%2fCZQ1%2bbXuo2eYlw%3d%3d"><img border="0" src="http://www.alertpay.com/banners/ban_04.gif" /></a></center><br /><br><br /><center><!--Negociol.com.br button start--><br /><TABLE style="BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-SPACING: 0; DISPLAY: inline; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT: 0px"><br /><TBODY><br /><TR><br /><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #ccc 1px solid; TEXT-ALIGN: center; BORDER-LEFT: #ccc 1px solid; PADDING-BOTTOM: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 2px; WIDTH: 88px; PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; BACKGROUND: #fff; HEIGHT: 31px; BORDER-TOP: #ccc 1px solid; BORDER-RIGHT: #ccc 1px solid; PADDING-TOP: 2px"><br /><DIV style="WIDTH: 100%; OVERFLOW: hidden"><IMG src="http://negociol.com.br/tracker/btrck0-c1798.gif" width=1 height=1> <A style="LINE-HEIGHT: 12px; DISPLAY: block; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, sans-serif; COLOR: #4193be; FONT-SIZE: 10px" href="http://os-gigantes-do-futeb.negociol.com.br/">Os gigantes do futebol</A> </DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!--Negociol.com.br button end--></center><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><!-- Início do código Imagem Folheados --><br /><iframe id="a7237" height="244" src="http://www.imagemfolheados.com.br/gera_vitrine.asp?a=7237&amp;Tipo=1&amp;cor1=FFFFFF&amp;cor2=FFFFFF&amp;cor3=0000FF" frameborder="0" width="100%" scrolling="no"></iframe><br /><!-- Fim do código Imagem Folheados --><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.diretoriobrasil.com.br/">Diretório Brasil</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4795852483972257268-2165905636419048663?l=meuestomago.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>I. 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